Peyton Manning Uses Helmet and Candy Crush To Avoid Hot Tub Seduction
Peyton Manning Avoids Hot Tub Immersion
Peyton Manning, quarterback for the Denver Broncos, has reportedly found a way to avoid the siren calls of the hot tub. After multiple attempts to “just dip the toe,” Peyton found himself completely immersed in the hot tub, relaxing, and not focused on football. Teammate Julius Thomas commented, “Cee Lo Green was right! Peyton would melt like our defensive line against the Chargers.”
Hot Tub vs Peyton Manning
Julius Thomas was referring to the power of the hot tub, as captured by American Dad and Cee Lo Green, which was considered a myth until now. Not until Peyton dawned his magical helmet, lined with tinfoil, and distracted all brain activity with the mind numbing Candy Crush, was he able to overcome the seduction of the hot tub.